Funny things i got off anothr website.....
Stupid/Funny Pick up Lines for guyz:
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I'd put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
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Stupid/Funny Burns tht Girlz say to Guyz.....
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world
for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and
i together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Man: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must've been given your share.
Man: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?
Man: Shall we go see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen it.
