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Stupid/Funny Pick up Lines for guyz:

 

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?

I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.

Baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!

Are you an overdue book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You know, winning the lottery doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

If I had a garden I'd put your tulips and my tulips together.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called McGorgeous.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!
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Stupid/Funny Burns tht Girlz say to Guyz.....

 

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world
for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and
i together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

Man: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must've been given your share.

Man: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: Shall we go see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen it.

if you're having a bad day, read this


20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks write, 'For smuggling diamonds.'

7. Finish all your sentences with,...'in accordance with the prophecy.'

8 don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-threw order is 'to go'.

12. sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. five days in advance, tell your friends your cant attend their party cause your not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'i won! i won!'

18. When leaving the zoo, start running to your car yelling 'run for your lives they're loose!!'

19. Tell your children over dinner 'due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.... e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. its called THERAPY!!!!!

And alone she lay, frightened and confused...

Remembering the pain and infliction she had fused....

She cried tears of blood and screamed her heart out...

For she was alone and it was making her want to shout...

As she lay alone awaiting her death.....

She whispered "I love you" and took her last breath.....

 

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==========Original Message==========
From: emoranger77
Date: 05/13/2007 2:18 PM
Subject : Fwd: this is fucking cruel

==========Original Message==========
From: musicxisxmyxlifex
Date: 05/13/2007 1:43 PM
Subject : this is fucking cruel

==========Original Message==========
From: rockmusicismylife
Date: 05/13/2007 12:35 PM
Subject : Fwd: this is fucking cruel!

omfg!! that is so sad!! WARNING: some are disturbing

==========Original Message==========
From: rockin94honorstudent
Date: 05/13/2007 10:31 AM
Subject : this is fucking cruel!

==========Original Message==========
From: camri
Date: 05/13/2007 10:27 AM
Subject : awww this is sad....

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REPOST THIS.

<FONT SIZE="9"> Living creatures are suffering for your comfort.
If You pass on any chain mail, I hope you pass on this one.

<h3>No one cares about your middle name, or what you did in 2006 or stupid stories that involve killers in the night.</h3>
<i>THEY ARENT REAL. GET OVER IT.</i>
THIS IS.

 

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This is wrong to the <I>highest</I> level. Please help spread awareness of the animals that go through  testing. It is not right and should be stopped. The following images are of animals that have been used for consumer product testing. They are graphic.

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If you have a heart you'll repost this.

IF YOU DONT REPOST MAYBE YOU NEED TESTING ON YOURSELF.</B></font>
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I hear a lot of people calling eachother weird everyday, and I just want to know wut the hell is wrong w/ that? I mean, do they think they're normal? If they do, is that supposed to mean that they're superior to us "weird" people? I don't know, but I think that being weird is just fine and would like to know why people want to b "normal"? Actually I'd like to know the definition of normal. I'd appreciate it if sumbody would answer these questions, and sorry if they seem "weird".